Letter to a Gopher

Dear Gopher that Lives in My Yard,

I've blogged about you before, here.

I understand that you dig holes for a living. I've quietly sat back as you made a minefield out of my backyard.

And then my front yard.

But this time you've crossed the line.

So I'm writing to kindly ask that you refrain from digging holes in my potted plants.

Here's my potted plant:


And here's a close-up of my potted plant, with two freshly dug holes: