I'm the cutest animal in the whole wide world.

Have you ever seen anything so scrumptiously adorable?

This is a tarsier. It can fit easily into the palm of your hand.

Tarsiers live in the Philippines, Borneo**, and Indonesia.

I want, like, 5 tarsiers to move in and live with me.

And then I want them to mate and reproduce, so my house will be filled with little furry baby tarsiers.

I want tarsiers in my kitchen. I want tarsiers in my bathtub. I want tarsiers hanging from the chandelier, and covering the floor like a rug.

And I want one special tarsier to sit on my shoulder. Like a parrot.

Except tarsiers are like a hundred times cuter than parrots.

(**Note to self: Book tickets to Malaysia. Bring large net.)